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You: hi

Stranger: hi ``where are you from?

You: Africa

Stranger: WOW

You: you?

Stranger: which country?

Stranger: im from China

You: south africa

Stranger: relly?

You: yeh

You: I love china

You: the panda is pretty

Stranger: f/m?

You: its fat and chubby

Stranger: thank you!

You: im from zimbabwe

You: female

Stranger: oh ``

Stranger: age can you tell?

You: the panda very pretty the

You: i am 19

Stranger: yes i know ~

You: my england nt very gd

Stranger: South Africa diamond is well-known

Stranger: never mind

You: haha me think too so

Stranger: YSE`

Stranger: Are you black?

You: noh

You: im chocolate

Stranger: I am very curious

Stranger: hehe ~

You: hahax

You: you speak china?

Stranger: chinese?

You: yah

You: is china very nice the?

Stranger: now im speaking English

You: me going there i want

Stranger: oh ``welcome

You: hahax

Stranger: Beijing shanghai

You: is it very nice the?

Stranger: it's our big city

Stranger: yes very nice

You: owh... really.. going i wanna visit china

Stranger: hehe``

Stranger: OK```welcome

You: sry my england is nt good

Stranger: never mind``

Stranger: me too

You: my england is badder than yours

Stranger: i can understand what you said

You: oh cool

You: here in zubabwe

You: do not speak england

Stranger: oh ~~

Stranger: so do i

You: so err.. my very difficult is england

Stranger: do not speak englishi too

Stranger: never mind`

You: england is the very the harder than my tongue

You: my language i talking i mean

Stranger: hehe ``

Stranger: Is your city very hot?

You: very hot

You: very small rain

You: and very big sun

Stranger: You have all been sunburnt therefore

Stranger: haha `

You: hahax

You: when we sun burn we cannot see the skin

You: we cannot see ourself

Stranger: hehe`

You: because we ski dark

You: skin*

Stranger: in the night

Stranger: hehe

You: yeah

You: and is very painful if the sun burn

Stranger: how do you thinking about chinese?

Stranger: yes```

You: china is very friendly

You: they language very easy not

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: Difficult

Stranger: right?

You: yes

You: they have alot of pictures in the writee

Stranger: no no `

You: and they china very smart

Stranger: it's not pictures

You: they brain can keep the pictures

You: its like pictures with lines

You: and alot of permed lines

Stranger: hehe `

Stranger: yes`

Stranger: do you want to learn?

Stranger: i can teach you

You: and then they joint the permed lines with the reboned lines

You: you teach me can?

Stranger: yes`

You: hw to study

Stranger: 你好~

Stranger: ni hao

Stranger: means hello

You: whoa

You: very easy not

Stranger: 再见

Stranger: zai jian

Stranger: means byebye

You: oh nice very the language

Stranger: hehe `thank you

Stranger: you are a girl?

You: yes

Stranger: do you have BF?

You: yes

You: my BF is white chocolate

Stranger: hehe `it's very nice

Stranger: if you have some time you can visit China

You: he is very good to humans

Stranger: we are very friendly

You: yes china is friendly

Stranger: hehe `ofcours

You: they talk good with humans

Stranger: There is many cooperations in we and Africa

Stranger: we help each other

Stranger: means

You: you each other helping?

Stranger: i said China and Africa

Stranger: help each other

You: in china you have playing park?

You: like dropping elevators?

You: and fast trains?

Stranger: yes ofcoures

You: is it play?

Stranger: yes~

Stranger: it's very funny

You: it is funny?

Stranger: yes`

You: do people accident there?

Stranger: yes`

Stranger: many`

Stranger: we have so many people

You: do you have knocking cars there?

You: bom bom cars?

Stranger: accident in everywhere

You: or or... spinning wheel?

Stranger: so did we

Stranger: hehe

You: you have scared house?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: YES`

You: you have wetting yourself machine?

You: is the scared house.. scared people?

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: yes

You: you is scary the scared house?

Stranger: what do you have about fun?

Stranger: NONO

You: like fun like heart dropping

You: the heart jumping everywhere

Stranger: Stimulate

Stranger: right?

You: what the meaning you say?

Stranger: means heart up and down

You: stimulate the talking meaning?

You: oh i scene

Stranger: Fault mountain vehicle

You: the talking meaning?

Stranger: how to say...

Stranger: let me see

Stranger: Excitation

Stranger: do you know?

You: oh i can see

You: oh oh

You: do you have erm erm

You: statues?

You: standing still humans

Stranger: - -

You: do you have

You: in china

Stranger: yes``

You: china have standing still humans

Stranger: ofcoures

Stranger: many many`

You: they vry good?

Stranger: yes~

You: oh

You: what period in china?

You: timeh

Stranger: what times you mean?

You: yes

Stranger: 22:40

You: ohh

Stranger: and you ?

You: its very later there

Stranger: oh ``

Stranger: why dont you sleep?

You: i have no circle with numbers here

Stranger: never mind

You: the needle could spin

You: i hear with my ear in china they have many alot of poems

You: the nt long words

Stranger: poems?

You: yes

Stranger: let me see

You: like .. alot many

Stranger: relly?

You: yes

Stranger: hehe `right ``

Stranger: many poems

You: like the bunny hide in the bush

You: and then the man working no

Stranger: hehe

You: he hardworking no man

You: and then he n man and then he working

Stranger: it's a poems?

You: its a poem from china

You: from a old feman

Stranger: oh ~~

Stranger: i can see you very like poems

You: a old male sex man

You: poems are very pretty

You: and they very good in eyeballs

Stranger: hehe``

You: they striked my eye balls

Stranger: and what's your hobby?

You: my hobby

You: I am reading

You: i am reading written things

You: in folded papers

Stranger: oh ~~

Stranger: that good

You: we no have many books

You: in africa

You: we very no rich

You: we no cashing

You: we study in schooling very hard

Stranger: 1 think that South Africa is a rich country

You: thats what my england very bad

You: i live in the deepest side

You: around a burro

You: w

You: you dig hole when pooped?

Stranger: oh ~

You: i digged a hole

Stranger: oh `

You: china is rich

Stranger: no ```

Stranger: not rich

You: and thing gd in school

You: is a PC

Stranger: not rich than easten country

You: my school very nice

Stranger: wseten

You: they gib us cash to burry us in paper

Stranger: sorry

You: oh oh

You: I need to go dig myself in blanket

Stranger: oh `

You: gd nite

You: very good talking to china

Stranger: ok```me too

You: i study smthng about china

Stranger: byebye~~~~

You: thanking you

Stranger: hehe ```welcome

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